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TOP TEN DAN QUAYLE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
10. "ISN'T IT TIME WE HAD A DECENT GOLFER IN THE WHITE HOUSE?"
9. "I'M NOT HALF AS TERRIFYING AS THAT NEWT GUY"
8. "DON'T WORRY -- THE SURGEONS DIDN'T TOUCH MY BRAIN!"
7. "VOTE FOR CHANGE -- VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN DRAFT DODGER!"
6. "QUAYLE IS AS QUAYLE DOES"
5. "QUAYLE: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT"
4. "I PROMISE I'LL LET MARILYN RUN THE COUNTRY"
3. "STARTS WITH Q -- JUST LIKE COURAGE!"
2. "NOT DUMB AND DUMBER. DUMBEST"
1. "HUH?"
Letterman, Wednesday, January 11, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995